J-O-B

please describe your current job.

I do EVERYTHING.

and if you need your car washed. I do that to.

and if you are under 13 years old and need a punchline

I'll be that, too.

I will write the last page of your grant and not take credit.

I will check out books from the library for your child's report.

I will file your FAFSA

and buy you a snickers bar

and never complain...

until now.