but that I'm going to share anyway.
I have these compulsive desires to say completely inappropriate things [like 98% of the time].
when I am lonely, I like to read aloud to myself.
i hate being interrupted.
I probably think I'm smarter than you
I am surprisingly honest if asked the right questions, in the right sequence under the right circumstances.
my favorite type of omelet contains spinach and tomato
I am currently on the brink of moving into rural ohio [wtf?]
If Chicago were a man I would be deeply involved in a torrid love affair with him
if ever asked what I am thinking it is either something too painfully superficial or too philosophically self-indulgent. Neither are ever disclosed to the inquirer for those reasons.
I'm a little bit of a music snob, [food snob, snobby snob, etc.]
...But I love Journey and their 80s rock ballads.
I think everyone should read more
and I judge you if you watch a lot of television
I feel like in my old age [the twentythreeness] I am slowly but surely losing my ability to dance. //pop, lock...and drop it?//
I secretly think of lopping off my long hair. Because I think people like it too much.
I am going through a "prissy" phase [nails did, hair did...ALL the time] to compensate for the lack of sincere and meaningful relationships in my life right now.
Nobody really knows how much I hate my job.
And I have probably waited way too long for anything significant to come from this