Sunday, November 11, 2007

how to get over someone or something [but probably someone]

step one: decide at 1 on a sunday afternoon that hardwood floors would make you bedroom beautiful.

step two: rip up carpet and re-arrange room

step three: "misplace" your cell phone. find it, check for missed calls and "misplace" it again.

step four: book a plane ticket to new york. do not consult your planner or your supervisor. she'll understand or...fire you or she'll understand she has to fire you.


disclaimer: all or any of these steps do not guarantee that you're over "it" but it keeps life interesting.